with a 1200 fps ‘airgun’ from BASS PRO SHOPS, your kid can grow up just like Gabriel Wortman

lethal ? Just ask any hitman that you know....

If you still think airguns are harmless fun for boys of all age, you haven’t been looking at your flyers from BASS PRO SHOPS.

A Crosman Shockwave airgun delivers 1200 fps - the velocity choice of every sensible hitman.

Yes, your teen has to be 18 and have a PAL certificate, unless you buy it and let him use in the woods behind your house. (Worked for Gabriel Wortman when he was a kid.)

Or you just buy your underage kid airguns that look just like the real thing : be it the drug trade’s pistol of choice or a replica of WWII Nazi submachines that are fully automatic, just like the ones that those used by the Einsatzgruppen at Babi Yar.

Once your teen reaches 18, why not a GSG 16 semi automatic rifle : looking just like the weapons used in endless extra-judicial executions and mass murders around the world.

That’s how Gabriel Wortman began his life long fascination with human-killing machines : as a kid with an illegal high-powered air rifle smuggled in across the border from the US by his American relative from Michigan.

But times have changed : now you can buy lethal airguns perfectly legally, at your friendly Bass Pro Shop....