Wortman, Falwell, Trump : is being a CI for QAnon the new get-out-jail card for moral failings ?

How ironic that evil Hollywood will make a fortune on the movie about this steamy love-triangle among strait-laced Evangelicals

“Yes, I know what the tape looks like your Honour, me watching approvingly while my wife had sex yet again with the pool boy, but Becki and I were actually both CIs for QAnon, going deep undercover into a Hollywood sex ring promoting the development of gay-friendly hostels.”

The sex scandal sweeping up the de facto boss of WOMEN FOR MORAL DECENCY AND TRUMP (try thinking that brain-twister quickly !) and her Liberty University Evangelical multi millionaire man-of-the-cloth husband Jerry Falwell just keeps on getting weirder and weirder.

It began - in theory  -with a photo of a semi naked Falwell, holding a drink, together with a semi naked young woman not his wife, on a big luxury yacht.

Falwell is probably America’s top Evangelical and he runs a hyper strict Christian University with all students and staff bound not to play cards, dance, wear blue jeans etc -very 1950s stuff— let alone move on into the 21st century and get into drugs sex and rock n roll.

Supposedly this photo was the reason why his normally totally supine Board - displaying a much stronger loyalty to their mega-pastor than to the Word of God - put him on leave.

Actually the mild, explainable photo was just a beard - to get the Falwells out of town and off campus before a much more explosive Reuters investigation went radioactive.

Jerry tried to get ahead of that story himself blaming “a very brief affair” on his wife and a quite young -blackmailing- Latino pool boy. A pool boy he said had seduced other rich women, all to fund his gay-friendly Florida hostel.

Reuters begs to differ and it has audio and video to back up their claim the Falwells-Pool Boy affair lasted seven years and that Jerry like to watch while Becki ‘did’ the little dark-tanned pool boy, (no doubt while also on the phone reassuring Evangelical ladies all over the country that Trump was a very holy man who prayed to God three times a day!)

(And preyed on little girls three times a night.)

In the old days, before Evangelical megachurches were bought up wholesale by Satanists while maintaining the old trademark, things would not go good for the Falwell couple.

But now, thanks to QAnon’s arresting story about undercover agent Trump, D.  working inside Hollywood’s sex pervert ring, only pretending to ‘do’ little girls while actually taking down names for a big bust in 2021, early May, orders from Bill Barr his DA, no one ever needs to get convicted up sex crimes ever again.

 Nowadays, you simply claim that your apparent ‘money shot’ was just a lot of mayo, because you were actually using that apparent surge of sexual interest as deep cover for you and other QAnon CIs, all trying to bring down the forces of darkness inside Hollywood’s fortresses of satin bed sheets....