Tuesday, August 18, 2020

QAnon : we hired child molester Trump to catch other child molesters : he’s a CI, like Wortman



Look at that one, Jeff !” “But she’s only 14 !” “Yeah but she has the body of a 12 year old !”
By now you probably know QAnon’s gag.  They start with an admission : “yes, at time President Trump has appeared distracted and, uh, ‘over-tired’ ”.

“But you see, he’s actually been leading a double life : defending Western Democracy Adolf-style by day, probing sex perverts buried deep inside the deep state by night.”

They assure us that mass arrests of liberals are due any day, probably after November 3rd.

Trump, QAnon says, is only pretending to fear Robert Mueller : actually they have been secretly working together to prevent a coup by Obama, Hilary & George (Soros - everybody into tin headgear knows him just as George).

Wait, K-Tel fans : there is more, much more.

The Q-crew are also set to bust a vast international child molesting ring, led by all those liberals in Hollywood.

But since the QAnon are all church-going folks who never visit nightclubs or movie theatres how could they ever hope to get inside the white slavery ring to find the Mr & Mrs Bigs ?

Brainwave : hire a child pervert with lots of contacts in high society and international pervert rings : The Donald !

The Donald is the perfect creep to slime his way into a pervert ring : remember those old law suits from 14 year old girls claiming he sexually assaulted  them - all those photos & videos of him making inappropriate remarks about young teen girls - his thoughts on what he secretly would like to do with his own daughter.

Originally, it was understood that the QAnon vigilanties were under orders to bust in early May, orders from the DA,  but then Covid came along —— and its vandals took the handle....

5 comments:

  1. You mentioned George Soros and didnt described him as an Amahl Farouk omega level physic that has the world's population dancing under his mental control. He's got you to? I'm starting to suspect you tune in to Morning Joe like me, regardless of my disagreements with some stuff Scarborough and Mika are saying it's always a refreshing blast of vitriol towards Republican evil. I couldn't stop laughing when Joe kept telling Trump he's got a spy on his team, told him he better check his campaign managers book shelf LOL. How is that news!? Guaranteed he had Trump spinning. "Jared slip into that crawl space make your way into that darkened closet and peek out a crack and make a list of all Brad's books. Get a list of yours too"

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  2. Speaking of Jared Kushner can you link him up in anyway with these perverts. Besides his face and generalized creepiness. Orwell made some comment about how you got the face you deserve at 40. I don't even know what that means but when I look at Jared the quote is trumpeting in my head like an elephant and I'm filled with the vaguest sense of dread.

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  3. I always get Jared and Don Jr mixed up. I think Jared is the slightly cleverer creepy one right ?

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    1. It's easy to tell them apart. Don only sort of loves and is very envious of one of them!

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  4. For the sake of balance I think you need to post a picture of Joe Biden trying to smell a young girl's hair through his surgical mask with his hand on her shoulder as the parents look on in horror and make a quick move to stop it. Too late, Joe like a dog precieves the world in smells into the memory banks it goes. It's why he talks like ahh... Uhh, you know the thing! Too over-come by smells I suspect. I bet Joe makes a better president than Trump just based on the obvious reasons still, goodness me, this tripe over Bernie Sanders? In best Sanders voice: "my god is the universe collapsing!?" I hope all the other earths in the multiverse with Bernie as president realize how lucky they have it.

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